this is why I married brock
My cat just farted so loudly it woke her up and scared her
what the hell even are they?!
I’m telling you, they’re not even human.
This family I babysit has this cat named Reeses and I hadn’t seen her in three months and she’s so delightfully fat and nice and I don’t know what to do because she’s wonderful and I want to play with her and hug her and show her the world is this what it feels like to have a crush